Derpin'
A phrase used when someone is being dumb or obviously didn't think out what they were about to say before they said it.
Teacher: "In this story, can anybody tell me what symbolizes death?"
Girl: "Whats death?"
Guy: "Really? You're straight derpin' right now"
Girl: "Whats death?"
Guy: "Really? You're straight derpin' right now"
Derpin'
The act of doing something in a way that some would say is odd.
Guy1: what is he doing?
Guy2: Derpin'.
Guy2: Derpin'.
Derpine
A measure of 'derpiness', or rediculousness. Not precisely defined, and ample for hyperbole.
This meme is rated about 100,000 derpines.
Derpin
To snort a line of crack, or some sort of drug.
Ay man, you're lucky you got crack, I wish I was derpin!
Derpin
The derpy dolphin.
All hail the only derpin!
Herp-a-Derpin'
The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.
Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'
Dirty Derpin
The act of derping in the middle of an important conversation where info is crucial or dealing with something along the lines of personal emotions.
Uncalled derping in the classroom during a test, business meetings, interviews, orgainization, or with someone who is really hurting emotionally and needs you to be serious.
Uncalled derping in the classroom during a test, business meetings, interviews, orgainization, or with someone who is really hurting emotionally and needs you to be serious.
Person 1: I was talking to Amanda the other day about my grandma dying and she dirty derped me...
Person 2: WTF...she did? Thats harsh bro there is a time and place for everything, but to be Dirty Derpin at that time...
Person 1: Yea we were just sitting there talkin and all of a sudden derps...I mean its cool and funny, but that was uncalled for.
Person 2: WTF...she did? Thats harsh bro there is a time and place for everything, but to be Dirty Derpin at that time...
Person 1: Yea we were just sitting there talkin and all of a sudden derps...I mean its cool and funny, but that was uncalled for.