Derpy Tiger

When you are making out and simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.

When you are making out with your partner and after they put their tongue in your mouth, simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.