DERRYSAUR
A DERRYSAUR IS A MEMBER OF THE DINOSAUR FAMILY LOOSELY RELATED TO THE VELOCIRAPTORS OF THE JURASSIC PERIOD. WIDELY CONSIDERED TO BE EXTINCT AFTER THE FATAL METEOR STRIKE, IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT ONE OR TWO DERRYSAURS MAY STILL BE OUT IN THE WILD. REPORTS RANGE FROM BABY-SNATCHINGS NEAR LAKES TO UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECTS NEAR EVIL VOLCANIC LAIRS. CURRENTLY THERE ARE TWO ORGANISATIONS DEDICATED TO CAPTURING A DERRYSAUR&EXAMINING ITS BONE, BRAIN AND GINGER HAIR.
Scientist #1: Holy bejesus, it's a Derrysaur!
Scientist #2: Quickly, get the stun gun!
Scientist #2: Quickly, get the stun gun!