Desinagrate
Disintegrate but better. This is the way god intended for the word to be spelled. It makes much more sense.
Person 1: “ Desinagrate makes so much more sense wtf are the dictionary people on.”
Person 2: “So true bestie, Disintegrate is the inferior spelling. Anyway, there I was Desinagrating this dude in a tub of acid-“
Person 2: “So true bestie, Disintegrate is the inferior spelling. Anyway, there I was Desinagrating this dude in a tub of acid-“