Desk Pop

The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down at your desk.

*gunshot*
Hoitz: SHOTS FIRED! What the hell are you doing?!
Gamble: I did my first Desk Pop! It's a real thing, right?
Hoitz: A deskpop?!?
Gamble: Yeah!
Hoitz: What are you, a moron?!?!

Desk Pop

The act of firing your gun while sitting at your desk.

I performed my first desk pop today.

Desk Pop

Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings.

1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.

John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?

Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!

Desk Pop

The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom.

Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.

Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.

Desk Pop

When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.

Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.

Desk pop

Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office.

I pulled a desk pop while looting.

Desk-pop

Having a boner under a desk.

She passed by, then I had a desk-pop.

俚语	desk-pop
释义	Desk Pop The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down at your desk. gunshot Hoitz: SHOTS FIRED! What the hell are you doing?! Gamble: I did my first Desk Pop! It's a real thing, right? Hoitz: A deskpop?!? Gamble: Yeah! Hoitz: What are you, a moron?!?! Desk Pop The act of firing your gun while sitting at your desk. I performed my first desk pop today. Desk Pop Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings. 1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office. 2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references. John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work? Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch! Desk Pop The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom. Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom. Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol. Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”. Desk Pop When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex. Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back. Desk pop Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office. I pulled a desk pop while looting. Desk-pop Having a boner under a desk. She passed by, then I had a desk-pop.
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