Desktop

(v.) When a laptop becomes dependent on its power source.

God damn! I can't go anywhere without my power cord. My laptop has totally desktopped.

Desktopable

When spotting a picture perfect image, whether it be moonlight on a lake, or whatever you think would make a good image as a background setting on your desktop (Computer).

Man, that stop sign looks like it's in the middle of the woods! That's totally desktopable!

desktoped

When your desktop freezes while watching porn, causing you to quickly yank out the power cord.

Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down.

He got desktoped earlier by his parents. He had the computer cord in one hand and his boner in the other.

desktop

(v.) To (abusively) alter someone's PC wallpaper settings.

What's this? Horse porn as my wallpaper? Egads, I've been desktopped!

desktop

To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity.

After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content.

desktop

The computer for Poor People.

Sal and his friends didnt have the money to afford a laptop so they settled on an old desktop. Of course given by charity.

Dude, this desktop's awesome, awww, too bad i couldn't afford a laptop.

I own multiple desktops and laptops, you own desktops, that must suck.

Surfing the Desktop

To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.

The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.

俚语	desk top
释义	Desktop (v.) When a laptop becomes dependent on its power source. God damn! I can't go anywhere without my power cord. My laptop has totally desktopped. Desktopable When spotting a picture perfect image, whether it be moonlight on a lake, or whatever you think would make a good image as a background setting on your desktop (Computer). Man, that stop sign looks like it's in the middle of the woods! That's totally desktopable! desktoped When your desktop freezes while watching porn, causing you to quickly yank out the power cord. Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down. He got desktoped earlier by his parents. He had the computer cord in one hand and his boner in the other. desktop (v.) To (abusively) alter someone's PC wallpaper settings. What's this? Horse porn as my wallpaper? Egads, I've been desktopped! desktop To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity. After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content. desktop The computer for Poor People. Sal and his friends didnt have the money to afford a laptop so they settled on an old desktop. Of course given by charity. Dude, this desktop's awesome, awww, too bad i couldn't afford a laptop. I own multiple desktops and laptops, you own desktops, that must suck. Surfing the Desktop To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored. The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.
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