Detectified
It's when a person has bestowed the knowledge of detectivism on another human being.
You just got detectified bi*ch
Detectify
v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).
Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.
Detectify
The act of detectification. usually dealing with trying to figure out if someone is a man or a woman.
I detectify from my detectification agency 'hawk-Livingstone detectivate' with the aid of my partner in (solving) crime, our sexy French secretary and our lovable but lazy dog scooter.