Detectivate
To act as a detective, investigating something, even though you aren't one.
I'm gonna detectivate on that sushi place tonight.
Detectivate
To investigate someone in the game of mafia
“I will detectivate you Andrew”
“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”
“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”
Detectiving
When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.
Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him
Detectiving
Sex act of smoking weed while getting your dick stuck in a Westinghouse ceiling fan running on 120V electricity.
Jake should stop detectiving my new ceiling fan.
Detectivate
The activation of detecting.
You can detectivate in other areas besides homicide and SVU.
Detectivate
To investigate someone in the game of mafia
“I will detectivate you Andrew”
“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”
“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”