deuceitis
A severe case of diarrhea, commonly caused from eating tons of unhealthy food.
After eating 5 chili dogs back-to-back, Kevin had developed the most intense deuceitis of his life.
Deuceity
The fear of defecating in another person's bathroom.
Kyle, afflicted with Deuceity, was deathly afraid of dropping mud in an unfamiliar woman's bathroom.