Deucela
A person trained to advise, assist, and offer emotional and physical comfort to a individual before, during, and after a difficult poop. The Bachelor of Science in Deucela is a three-year full-time Program, that is delivered in three terms per year. The program is based on a concept, competency-based approach. Students are exposed to the latest technology, innovative practice-based experiences, and provide with a range of resources.
I’m one of the countless people out there who owe their lives to a deucela. In 2013, I was having a difficult poo and was starting to bleed out. My deucela saved my life. He lite candles, put on soft music and dabbed my asshole clean. He also educated me in the lost art of the courtesy flush. Which consequently saved other lives in that department store bathroom.