Deuce-nap
When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.
Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.
Deuce Nap
The act of taking an interminably long time pooping, generally in the afternoon.
"Where'd so and so go?"
"I think they're taking a deuce nap."
"I think they're taking a deuce nap."