deuce ninja
(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.
The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.
Ninja Deuce
When you take a particularly nasty shit in the bathroom of someone you hardly know, then tell no one, like a true ninja master.
Holy shit dude, I am pretty sure that Rachel's friend whatsherface, ninja deuced us last night. Thats the last time i have her friends over for Mexican food, twat.