Devasolable
Being so absolutely devastated that you are too devastated to be devastated and you are also too inconsolable to be inconsolable thus you are devasolable.
If something happens which is the worst thing ever like you lose your pen you can be absolutely devasolable.
If something happens which is the worst thing ever like you lose your pen you can be absolutely devasolable.
"Did you see that man called Jolley? He just got punched in the face!"
"He must be devasolable"
"He must be devasolable"