devestment
A reverse investment. To stupidly purchase tangible or paper assets at the top of the market. To act as a human sheep and follow the masses in popular speculative buying.
My bartender says gold is going to $5000 an ounce. I think this could be a good devestment like the real estate he sold us.
devestated
A misspelling (and bizarre pronunciation) of "devastated."
devestator
The devestator IS the shocker. 2 shockers that is. Combined. Place your hands together as if praying, then simply fold both ring fingers over and use your thumbs to "speed bag" the clitoris.
I gave her the shocker...nothing. So I tried the spocker...still nothing. Then I used the twizzler...not a damn thing. I had to resort to the devestator. She won't leave me alone now!
devestator
Similar to the shocker, only with your index finger in vaginal opening and ring finger and pinky together in the rectum
Last night I got drunk and let him give me the devestator
devestate
To get so drunk that one begins to remove clothing (e.g. vests).
John got hammered at that party. He was devestated by the end of the night.
Devestated
Having removed fancy dress.
She devestated me and took off my bow-tie before she took off my pants, and devastated me with her lips.
devestator
To tit-fuck a woman in reverse so that your ass is in her face.
I gave that stuck up bitch the devestator last night.