deviled nuts
the mixture of mayo, herbs, and human testicles that go inside the middle of a hard sack
devil's nut
The first of orgasms in a given stretch of time. Usually comes about after not having sex or masterbating for a little while. It is specifically the "nut" that comes so fast, you're not to thrilled to be finishing early, and neither is she!
The solution, oddly enough as it goes, is getting rid of that sucker!
The aim is to get rid of the devils nut, once you do it's game on. It could be in the shower before your girl comes over, or you go out. Once in the habit of having sex often this hasty nut should dissapear for a while. If he does pop up, just know the second nut will be better than the first for you and your girl.
Perhaps frequent masterbation helps, apparently it is healthy. But hey sex is good too, actually sex is amazing, just watch out for that little bastard of a nut!
Condoms are good too.
The solution, oddly enough as it goes, is getting rid of that sucker!
The aim is to get rid of the devils nut, once you do it's game on. It could be in the shower before your girl comes over, or you go out. Once in the habit of having sex often this hasty nut should dissapear for a while. If he does pop up, just know the second nut will be better than the first for you and your girl.
Perhaps frequent masterbation helps, apparently it is healthy. But hey sex is good too, actually sex is amazing, just watch out for that little bastard of a nut!
Condoms are good too.
James: eyyy jimmy, heard you banged sarah the other night, how was it kid?
Jimmy: mannn, thank god i got that devil's nut out before she came over, i have her in like 8 positions before i busted. Wheweee!!
Jimmy: mannn, thank god i got that devil's nut out before she came over, i have her in like 8 positions before i busted. Wheweee!!
the devil's third nut
When you line up three shots of alcohol and take them immediately following one another. There must be one shot of vodka, one shot of rum, and one shot of whiskey for this group of shots to appropriately be called "the devil's third nut". The shots serve as a metaphor for Lucifer's three testicles.
Friday night was the worst... I started off with the Devil's Third Nut at nine o'clock and I was already trashed.
Pre-Nut Devil
The opposite of post nut clarity (What comes before it). Refers to the exaggerated sexual and hormonal drive that a guy experiences when horny, usually resulting in embarrassing or awkward moments when conversing to a female
Guys friend: So what happened between you and Jessica? Why did she block you?
Guy: Idk man, I got possessed by the pre-nut devil and asked her to send me nudes... I fucked up
Guy: Idk man, I got possessed by the pre-nut devil and asked her to send me nudes... I fucked up
Devils nut
This is when you cum in your girl a small amount each time you bang then pull out. This is a scary thing to do because someone might loose there life.
Her:did you just come in me?
Him:no only a little devils nut
Her:what the hell does that mean?
Him:don’t worry babe it alright I pulled out didn’t I?
Him:no only a little devils nut
Her:what the hell does that mean?
Him:don’t worry babe it alright I pulled out didn’t I?