Devil's Decade
Going 24 hours(or more) without the act of pooping; the act of being constipated for longer than a day; When your false excretions seem like an evil decade.
Guy: Hey man that opiate binge has got be going through a Devil's Decade.
Guy#2: Oh that sucks...try some exlax.
Guy#2: Oh that sucks...try some exlax.