Devil’s Handshake

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman

When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.

When you greet your friend, instead of hugging, shaking hands or fisting pumping - you quickly reach for their butt, insert your fingers directly into their anus, gripping your thumb around one cheek and shake. While seemingly a prank, it is actually a gesture of great closeness and intimacy.

Having to reach into a clogged toliet to free up the clog... With your hand.