devious OCD
a rare form of obsessive compulsive disorder which manifests itself in the form of an almost undeniable desire to create order but at the same time incur chaos.
Pants: Is there some kind of devious OCD?
Crack: Yea, I think I've heard about it.
Pants: Aw man, I think I have it.
Crack: Yea, I think I've heard about it.
Pants: Aw man, I think I have it.