devlocks
The greasy unkempt hair commonly associated with internet developers. Often this will be quite long and contorted into some grotesque form of ponytail.
Mark is a brilliant and original webmaster; I think he must be channeling Al Gore through his devlocks.
Susan, I just saw Molsen's devlocks brush your hand. We're gonna have to amputate.
Susan, I just saw Molsen's devlocks brush your hand. We're gonna have to amputate.