Devonia
Devonia is geographically where the modern devon resides. However Devonia is more of a syndrome than a geographical location, although it does predominantly effect those residing in devon. Symptoms include: Impossibly slow walking, inability to answer a simple request with talking about the weather and Ted Hughes, being a jobsworth and trying to arrest unsuspecting 15 year olds for wearing barbie tee-shirts
That policeman was from devonia