Devonstated
The state of overwhelming shock or grief upon the realisation that you are not in possession of Devon (sausage).
Went to the fridge busting for a cheeky slice of devon after school only to realise Mum got me twiggy sticks instead. Feeling pretty fucking devonstated.
Devonstated
- Typically relating to harsh and indirect revenge of one female towards another.
1. How a girl feels after she has had her relationship ruined when her boyfriend cheated on her with the girl that she was continually mean to with no provocation.
2. Typically defining a very calculated revenge directed to a another that has pissed you off severely by the total devastation of their relationship, which was unrelated to the original offense.
1. How a girl feels after she has had her relationship ruined when her boyfriend cheated on her with the girl that she was continually mean to with no provocation.
2. Typically defining a very calculated revenge directed to a another that has pissed you off severely by the total devastation of their relationship, which was unrelated to the original offense.
Girl A was constantly cruel to girl B, who, in turn slept with girl A's boyfriend as an act of revenge. After making sure girl A was thoroughly devonstated by the loss of the relationship, girl B quickly dumped him, as she had no real interest in him in the first place.
Devonstation
The devastated feeling when you realise that you have devon on your sandwich instead of ham.
Oh Man! Devonstation... Mum must have run out of ham for my sandwich.