Dewpression
An experience you go through after a terrible and tragic event in your life. This process of coping involves the consumption of large amounts of Mountain Dew in order to deal with the stress.
"Dude I just heard that Jake's girlfriend broke up with him, is he okay?"
"Far from it, last I heard he's going through a dewpression"
"Far from it, last I heard he's going through a dewpression"