dewshe bag
the way douche bags spell douche bag because they're trying to be cool.
(this would be a situation online)
random douche bag: youre such a dewshe bag!
smart person: you stupid dumbass douche bag, it's spelled douche bag!
random douche bag: youre such a dewshe bag!
smart person: you stupid dumbass douche bag, it's spelled douche bag!