dfl

dead fuckin last. as in a sporting event or race. or anything else you can get last in.

Dunce For Life --> A title given anyone that makes so many repetitive mistakes that they should just give up on life, sit in the corner, and wear the hat.

data for later.
drawing on his or her memory the images of sexy people gathered during the day for wanking yourself off later.

david fucking lynch = david lynch, January 20, 1946) is an American filmmaker, painter, composer, video artist, and performance artist. Lynch has received three Academy Award for Best Director nominations for The Elephant Man (1980), Blue Velvet (1986), and Mulholland Drive (2001). He has won awards at the Cannes Film Festival and Venice Film Festival. Lynch is probably best known for Blue Velvet and as the creator of the successful Twin Peaks television series.

Don't Forget Lube. Implying that a friend is about to get ass-fucked.

Similar to saying 'Break a Leg' before going on stage, but with stronger expectations of failure or discomfort.

DFL is the common terms used by people in Deal, Kent for those who have moved to the area from London. DFL stands for Down From London. DFLs generally buy property in Deal and only come down at the weekends. When they are in Deal, Kent they invariably complain to the local council and police on noise pollution from local pubs and sports clubs. The police and council then stop the local pubs or sports clubs from running any events at the weekend. Which has a negative impact on the local economy where these events help the local businesses succeed.

DUMB FUCKING LIBERAL, the official name of the Minnesota Democratic party