Dhimitri

A man that loves his bread. Usually throws bread when angry, although he cannot stand the thought of it being wasted. He sometimes has a nigger hole after eating too much bread. He has mastered the art of "booke" meaning bread in the Albanian language. Some call him the "Bookeinator" others call him the "Booke-a-tron" but what we know for sure is if you have a peice of bread in your hands you best be hiding it before a Dhimitri come-a-knockin!

an abusive friend (usually Albanian)