I diagnose you with dead
an intellectually Superior method of saying omae wa mou shindeiru
some faggot: "ha what a nerd"
you: "I diagnose you with dead"
some faggot: " NANI "
you: "simpleton"
*faggot dies*
you: "I diagnose you with dead"
some faggot: " NANI "
you: "simpleton"
*faggot dies*
diagnose with dead
i see you've jumped off a building. i guess now you are dead.
i diagnose you with dead (present tense for diagnose with dead)