Diaherpaids
Is the affliction where one person has diabetes, herpes and AIDS all at the same time. It is unplesant because you cant eat sugar, have unprotected sex or eat out hoes, which are the three best things ever, but probably the way you got Diaherpaids in the first place.
"hey man lets go beat up homless people tonight"
"i cant man, my Diaherpaids are flaring up again, and they rendered me dead"
"i cant man, my Diaherpaids are flaring up again, and they rendered me dead"