Diaherrearegretiitus
When you get diarrhea and reflect on what you ate for breakfast, massively regretting it as it flows out.
John:Why were you late for work?
Dave:Oh, I had Diaherrearegretiitus and sat depressed in the bathroom for a while.
Dave:Oh, I had Diaherrearegretiitus and sat depressed in the bathroom for a while.