diaper dandy
Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.
"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"
diaper dandy
In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.
"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."