DIARRABIES
When you have diarrhea so bad it drives you insane. You foam at the mouth and are afraid of water.
Ron: Hey Harry, what's wrong with Seamus?
Harry: I dunno, friend, he's been acting mad all day!
Hermione: Watch out! He has diarrabies! We have to put him down!
Harry: I dunno, friend, he's been acting mad all day!
Hermione: Watch out! He has diarrabies! We have to put him down!