Diarrhea Dance

A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole.

Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.

My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!

My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.

Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.

俚语	diarrhea dance
释义	Diarrhea Dance A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole. Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking. My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting! My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad. Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.
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