Diarrhea Dick
When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea
Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick
dick diarrhea
Diarrhea of the dick.
Man i have business law for 3 hours tonight, hope i don't get dick diarrhea