alabamic
When a person is acting incest or has incestuous tendencies.
Cleetus: "Bro my cousin was looking kinda hot at that party"
James: "Hey you are acting pretty Alabamic right now."
James: "Hey you are acting pretty Alabamic right now."
Alabaming
The act of going on a loud rant or telling some other type of animated story with a thick country accent and a perspective originating from Alabama.
Slang: Alabamin'
Slang: Alabamin'
Kayla: Listen here, I know there's supposed to be some 'naders later but I'll be there come hell or high water. Bet your ass i'll put that on my meemaw.
Amber: Bless her heart, Kayla is Alabaming again.
Becca: She's always Alabamin'
Amber: Bless her heart, Kayla is Alabaming again.
Becca: She's always Alabamin'
alabamering
When someone hits if off with a family member.
Timmy and Susan were alabamering in front of their parents.
alabamer
How insestial retards who unfortunately ventured out of a vagina in a southern state pronounce "Alabama".
"Gee golly gosh, I miss havin' insest with my sister in Alabamer!"
alabamer hammer
When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl
Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight
Alabam!
slang to have sex with ones family/2nd family member
Jim: I can't wait to get home and Alabam! my cousin
Harry: Jim that's gross but cool
Harry: Jim that's gross but cool
alabamering
When someone hits it off with a family member.
Timmy and Susan were alabamering.