Dibortion
When you get a divorce and a abortion at the same time
Wife: oh shit I’m pregnant and it’s yours
Husband: no this can’t be
Wife: I’m getting a dibortion!
Husband: no this can’t be
Wife: I’m getting a dibortion!
Dibortion
A simultaneous divorce and abortion.
Friend: "Hey! How are you and the ol' lady doing?"
Me: "Oh, not so good. I a gave her a dibortion
Friend: "A what?"
Me: "I had her sign the paperwork at the clinic."
Me: "Oh, not so good. I a gave her a dibortion
Friend: "A what?"
Me: "I had her sign the paperwork at the clinic."
Dibortion
When a man will get a woman pregenant divorce her and kill them both.
Mike got a Dibortion. He’s now on trial for murder
Dibortion
Another word for giving up your child to an orphanage. In other words, it’s like you’re going through a divorce with your child. For this word to work, the child must already be born. An unborn child is just an abortion.
“I’ve just had a dibortion my three month old, Sally, to the orphanage”