Dibs not
The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"
John: This room is filthy! Someone needs to clean it.
Broom: Dibs not!!
John: Aww nuts....
Broom: Dibs not!!
John: Aww nuts....
dib a dib
An alternative way of saying "okay" or "alright" in a shitty, uncomfortable situation.
Connor: "McDonald's is a place where filthy, disgusting people work."
Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"
Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."
Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"
Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."
dibs
to claim something
i got dibs on that last piece of pizza
dibs
The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.
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Dibs
A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.
If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod
dibs
What you have to call when a teammate pings a Mozambique in Apex Legends.
"Mozambique here!"
"Dibs!"
"Dibs!"
Dib
(noun) A nickname for any person who is spouting bullshit and/or making irrational claims. Can also be used to describe someone who disagrees with you. Named after the Invader Zim character of the same name.
Idiot: Biden is a good president!
Rational person: Shut up, Dib.
Rational person: Shut up, Dib.