alabama alarm clock
The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.
Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.
Alabama Alarm Clock
When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"
"Oof, must suck."
"Oof, must suck."