Dick baby

-noun. vulgar.

Someone who is simultaneously being a dick and a baby.

DB:I don't want to go there, it's so boring there!
Eric: Quit being a dick baby, and go with me.

If your friend asks you to cover his shift at work, and you don't, and you have no reason not to, you are a "dick baby."

baby dick

person with a penis the size of a babys

andy a.k.a. baby dick

Baby Dicking

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.

Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.

When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!

baby dick

Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.

Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.

Baby Dick

a dick the size of a 2 year old.

Tucker has a baby dick! or
Tucker Tucker the Raven Fucker

Baby Dick

If the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other...he's gotta baby-dick.

Shane has a baby-dick...I have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.

俚语	dick baby
释义	Dick baby -noun. vulgar. Someone who is simultaneously being a dick and a baby. DB:I don't want to go there, it's so boring there! Eric: Quit being a dick baby, and go with me. If your friend asks you to cover his shift at work, and you don't, and you have no reason not to, you are a "dick baby." baby dick person with a penis the size of a babys andy a.k.a. baby dick Baby Dicking This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries. Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking. baby dick An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so. When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously! baby dick Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby. Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick! Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks. Baby Dick a dick the size of a 2 year old. Tucker has a baby dick! or Tucker Tucker the Raven Fucker Baby Dick If the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other...he's gotta baby-dick. Shane has a baby-dick...I have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.
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