tight as dick's hat band
When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.
Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.
Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.
"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"
"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."
"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."
Dick-Band
The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.
Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"
Person 2: "What..?"
Person 2: "What..?"