dick beating
Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.
"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"
dick beat
Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.
After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.
Dick beat
A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.
Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.
Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.
"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"
"Three sets of dick beat, man."
"Three sets of dick beat, man."
Dick Beat December
The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November
I´m going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.
celebratory dick beating
The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor
"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"
bag of beat dicks
Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness
I just ran five miles, I feel like a bag of beat dicks.
as tired as a bag of beat dicks
To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!