Dickbird

to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.

A “know it all”, some one who already “knew that”. All information is not new to them.

Simple. A bird with a man dick

A common spam created by the Shadow Elves Clan.A Dickbird is an annoying bird.

A dick that flies and fucks people.
Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone.

Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.

Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.

So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.

1. (noun) Nickname given to the mobile, hydraulic scissor lifts used on construction sites around massachusetts during the dickbird period which took place during the July 2008 summer

2. (noun) Anything that is anything

3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish