Dick Booger
This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"
Dick booger
Dried up seman that forms on the penile area
This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower
dick boogers
Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.
"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."
Dick booger
A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.
I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.
booger dick
A drunken act of needing a bigger dick
Tim you need a booger dick.
Dick booger
The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
Dick Boogers
The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.
Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.