dick bowl
noun; "dik-bowl"
A "dick bowl" is private or public place of gathering that consists primarily of dicks - as is "that guy is fucking a dick!".
A "dick bowl" is private or public place of gathering that consists primarily of dicks - as is "that guy is fucking a dick!".
"Last night for my birthday we went to this shit club, Tia Lou's. The bouncers were shriveled-ball-power-tripping-roid ragers and the patrons handsy-clubbed-out-cock-mcfuglies -- a total dick bowl."
Toilet Bowl Dick
When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.
Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.
FUCKING TBD!!
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.
FUCKING TBD!!
Super Bowl Dick
Used to describe the penis of someone who's team just won the Super Bowl. Usually used while having celebratory sex after the big game.
Me (Packers fan): Yeah babe, suck on that Super Bowl Dick.
My Girlfriend (Bears fan): *Rolls eyes* and begrudgingly starts sucking.
My Girlfriend (Bears fan): *Rolls eyes* and begrudgingly starts sucking.