Alabama Blumpkin
A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.
My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.
Alabama Blumpkin Spider
Two men giving one another a 69 blumpkin. Preferably while flailing their arms and legs
"You should have seen Sean and Steven perform an Alabama blumpkin spider last night!"
Alabama Blumpkin
A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.
My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.