alabama body shot
Lick some Louisiana hot sauce off your girl’s left titty, eat a Totinos pizza roll off her left titty, then you get you a shot of bourbon out of her belly button hole (preferably Jim Beam), stick your dick in her, then tell your sister you love her.
“Hey sis, Maw and Paw are out in Talladega for the race tonight, wanna do an Alabama body shot?”