dick buttoned
getting buggered in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating,
I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!
button dick
A word coined on the ShockTalk Internet Radio podcast where a guy has a penis that is so small that when not erect it looks like a button. Great word for penis humiliation!
Hey there sweetie, I just love your little button dick. Would you like me to give it a little tug?
button dick energy
Button dick energy is opposite of big dick energy. It’s synonymous with short man syndrome when one tries to appear tall and they’re not.
That racist statement he made is Button Dick Energy, it makes him small.
Benjamin Button dick
An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.
Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?
PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.
PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.
Benjamin Button's dick
Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina
City Center21: My Dick just got hard
MagicalCherry: Must Be a first
Me: He Is suffering from Benjamin Button's dick
MagicalCherry: Must Be a first
Me: He Is suffering from Benjamin Button's dick
benjamin button's dick
Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina
BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick