dick cabbage
An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds
Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.
Cabbage dick
When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank
Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.