Dickcepticon
Sworn enemies of the Fagatrons (a third race that consists of homosexual cybernetic organisms lead by Fagimus Prime). This fourth race has the distinct ability to be extremely dick-ish in their manner and behaviour. Behavioural traits include squealing like a hog in heat when their cricket team wins and high-fiving a pole for no reason when grabbing some orange juice. This race of mechanical organisms are virtually incapable of human conversation and basic societal ethics.
Tom: Sorry I'm late Hardy
Hardy: What held you up?
Tom: I had to sit next to a Dickcepticon on the bus. The bastard kept squealing because the Bangladesh cricket team won last night.
Hardy: That was last night, wouldn't he have stopped by now?
Tom: You know Dickcepticons....
Hardy: What held you up?
Tom: I had to sit next to a Dickcepticon on the bus. The bastard kept squealing because the Bangladesh cricket team won last night.
Hardy: That was last night, wouldn't he have stopped by now?
Tom: You know Dickcepticons....