dick cheesellor
(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!