dick crick
The pain or stiffness you get in your neck from sucking a lot of dick.
"Oh man, I sucked so much dick last night, now I got the dick crick."
Crick dick
Crick dick is a condition in which a man's dick has a crick (painful spasm) when confronted by a powerful independent woman. This condition is usually a result of chronic narcissism and fear.
His arrogance and inability to connect strongly suggest that he is suffering from Crick Dick.