desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time.

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

Desert Dick, or DDS (Desert Dick Syndrome) is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome (DDS) was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.

the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert

When your dick has reached maximum dryness. The pinnacle of Blue Balls

When a bro somehow gets poison oak on his unit and uses medication such as pills or ointment to dry it out. Resulting in your penis being really dry and unrecognizable.